Simon Says


Clearly, the president is a hater. A racist. A homophobe!

The White House appears to be laying the groundwork for President Barack Obama to shake the hand of each senior at Kalamazoo Central High School’s commencement ceremony next month.

He has hatched a cleverly designed plan to make sure that he doesn’t have to shake hands with too many people of color.

Seniors are being asked to provide their birthdates, Social Security numbers and citizen status to the Secret Service so background checks could be performed. Such a check is required for anyone who gets within an arm’s length of the president, students were told at their senior breakfast Friday.

How disgusting. Why should the president worry if a student was missing a few documents?

Of the fact that the White House is requesting information on all the graduating seniors, K-Central Principal Von Washingon Jr. told the students, “I’ll let you figure out what that means,” said senior Simon Boehme, who was at the breakfast.

See, even the students think the president’s a racist. Simon says.


One Response to “Simon Says”

  1. “You’re papers, please,” said with a German accent straight out of “The Great Escape” – think of the train scene with the Gestapo agents.

    “…[I]n the United States of America, no law-abiding person – be they an American citizen, a legal immigrant, or a visitor or tourist from Mexico – should ever be subject to suspicion simply because of what they look like [or fail to produce their papers]” – Preident Barack Obama (May 19, 2010).

    Can you say “compartmentalization”? This is the brain’s process of partitioning parts of the intellect so that certain subjects, like religion or progressive ideology, can be protected from rational, critical thinking.

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